**EDIT**

THE FLYER WAS MADE BY MR. CHRISTOPHER CHEUNG AKA WILLOW!!!!!

"I know we haven't met, but I don't want to be an ant, you know?

I mean, it's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continously on ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us.

Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there.

All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner.

"Here's your change." "Paper or plastic?' "Credit or debit?" "You want ketchup with that?"

I don't want a straw. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up.

I don't want to be ant, you know?"

so my mom knows i reallyyy wanna go to Hong Kong this summer and she's willing to fund my whole trip.. plane tix, place to stay, etc etc..

if anyone is interested in going with me--cause i'll only go if i find at least one other person--then lemme know!! im really serious about making this work, cause i would really love to take a vacation there.. im not sure when it would be, but its pretty flexible for me since im not really doing much just yet.. i would plan on staying anywhere from 2 weeks to a month long

as of right now, roundtrip plane tix would probably be somewhere around $1000.. momma dukes is gonna keep calling other places to find better prices.. im not sure about the living cost either.. but aside from those 2 factors, everything else like food/clothing/partying is really really insanely affordable, so it would definitely be worth it!

so if anyone wants to join mee, gimme a hollaaaaaaaaaa =]

one of the funniest convos ive had in a while haha.. and as always we talk about the most random and stupid things =X

this time, on the topic of whey protein.....

paulo: my shit comes out really soft and stings if i take the full amount
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
paulo: then afterwards.. its like having chaped lips on my ass whole
me: hurts your anus?
paulo: like.. i know i should put some sort of vaseline to lubricate it it afterwards.. but im too scared to touch it..
me: HAHAHAHA omgg omgomgmo
paulo: plus it smells like a dirtty penny
paulo: have you ever tasted asswhole before?
paulo: its basicaly the same
paulo: it has that metallic copper feel to it
me: LOLL
me: youre asking me what asshole tastes like?
paulo: sure
me: how do you kno what it tastes like?
me: haahah
paulo: havent really done it
me: how dya kno it tastses like metal
paulo: but i have a good sense of what things can taste like without having actually tasting it
paulo: for instance..
me: really ? what does fat woman's nipple taste like?
paulo: if i smelled your upper lip right now
paulo: i bet it smells like instant noodles
paulo: fat womans nipple.
me: YOURE WRONG
me: it smells like orange soda
me: BIAAATCH
paulo: well under that would be instant noodles
paulo: cuz you still got some crusty residue left under your nose
paulo: FAT female nipples generaly tastes of sweat
paulo: just because FAT people sweat a lot more than the average person
me: hahahahahaha
me: okay how about a black man's pubes
paulo: and thats why you see wet marks on their nipples  whenever they go jogging thinking theyre loosing weight when theyre actually not
paulo: black mans pubes
paulo: they taste like nigger sweat
paulo: most black people have the same distinct SWEAT odor
paulo: especially female niggers
me: HAHAHAHHAHAH
me: i know that smell!!
paulo: thats what its like
paulo: oh yeah
paulo: lol
paulo: got any more?
me: um
me: baby bears
paulo: what kind of bear
paulo: great america?
paulo: panda?
paulo: polar?
me: polar!
paulo: well... if theyre not hunting forfood .. and chillin in the snow..
paulo: they're practically odorless.. cuz the low temperatures in the antarctic are sooo low.... it basicaly cuts odors
paulo: when its time for them to eat
me: HAHAHAHAAHAAH
me: YOU ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE YOU KNO WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
paulo: then they would smell like fresh water... and fish
me: LOLOLO

paulo: hmm what else
paulo: ADUKA
paulo: aduka would probably smell like graps
paulo: grapes
paulo: Nak would probably smell like pig
paulo: Boomer would probably smell like Oak
me: what about kalsiddon
paulo: which one is that
paulo: the new one?
me: yeahhh
me: the high angle one
paulo: he...
paulo: would smell like bullets
paulo: lol
paulo: speaking of gunbound
paulo: im gonna go play
paulo: lol
paulo: come find me if you wanna play
me: hahahaha
me: ok ok

congratulations, Paulo Salud, you win the award for most entertaining person online!... and in person.. you crazy nut!! come home from school already

now now.. no need to compliment me on my photo editing skills

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and you.. yes you reading this..